December 2012
2 posts
2 tags
That mad dash we all do to beat everyone else to...
sodamnrelatable:
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June 2012
13 posts
2 tags
Hey, follow my other blog. Please? →
It’s a bit different than this one, but it’s worth it.
Ask me these followers please
1) What is your favorite movie of all time?
2) What is the funniest movie you've ever seen?
3) What is the saddest movie you'd ever seen?
4) What is the worst movie you've ever seen?
5) What is the best foreign language movie you've ever seen?
6) Who (if anyone) is your favorite actor and actress?
7) What is one of your favorite movie scenes of all time?
8) What is one of your favorite movie quotes of all time?
9) Who are a few of your favorite movie characters of all time?
10) What movie are you looking forward to seeing the most (whether it's been released yet or not)?
11) Which movie had the best ending off all time?
12) What movie do you cry every time you watch?
13) What movie don't you enjoy but everyone else likes?
14) Favorite animated movie?
15) A movie that is very well-known but you've never seen it?
16) Name a movie that you've seen more than 10 times.
17) Name a movie you went to see multiple times in the theater.
18) Name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs.
19) Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops
20) Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what?
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
norseboners:
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF
EVERY TIME I SEE IT I MEAN
LOOK AT HIS LEG THE WAY HE FLIES
LOOK AT IT I’M LAUGHING TO TEARS THE LEG IS LIKE “SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE”
I BASICALLY CANNOT AND LOKI IS LIKE
DAMN RIGHT BITCH
AND HIS ARM THE GUYS ARM AND LEG I’M CRYING
LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKER
santanadelrey:
i miss the golden age of darren’s stoner tweets
and my personal favorite
codons:
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR...
May 2012
4 posts
1 tag
April 2012
2 posts
Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys.
March 2012
8 posts
3 tags
“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar...
Now everyone that thought the world was going to end is like,
February 2012
8 posts
1 tag
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
8 posts
Rick Perry. You need to stop.
Because I’ve had time to think about it, i’ve compiled a list of people that are more suited to run America than you.
Justin Bieber.
A cat.
A baby.
A cardboard cut out of The Green Lantern.
The paperclip from Microsoft Word.
November 2011
89 posts